Do not make New Year's Resolutions. They're stupid. The whole concept is just out there waiting to be insulted. When I hear my friend telling me about how they're going to be eat healthier in the upcoming year my reaction is "Really? You waited until now?" For most of those people, it's already a little late, to be frank. And what's the deal with having the same resolutions over an over again. If it's not going to work, why not give up. Clearly, waiting until the start of a new year to begin a new way of behavior hasn't worked for you, so you should try a different approach. The start of a new year is not a magic date, ladies and gentlemen, it does not do the work for you. Making a resolution takes a lot, and January 1st is not one of them. I personally don't do resolutions, as you might have guessed. I have a different approach to the many problems I have to deal with. I call it, solving the problem. If I see an activity that I should cease immediately, I do so. I do not wait for the next year. Also, I do not tell my friends about it, or ask them about the activities that they resolve to do/stop doing in the upcoming year. Suppose they want to stop masturbating? Nobody wants to talk about how they want to stop beating their meat for an entire year. Alright alright, I'll stop some readers' embarrassments here. The point is clear. No personal decision really deserves to be shared with other people, particularly those that were made stupidly and probably won't be carried out.
There was supposed to be a punchline at the end but i made a resolution not to use those.